my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential
Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now
What am I doing with my life, Isabelle. What. Am. I. Doing.
Lmao I want this
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
Calling all Orlando Nerdfighters - come hang out! September 21, 4:00 p.m.
I WILL BE THERE