Lightning Storm Productions

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

cleanmoralpolite:

Non-Binary. 
A form study, photographed by Me on Fuji 100c.

cleanmoralpolite:

Non-Binary. 

A form study, photographed by Me on Fuji 100c.

nayaholic333:

kaeandlucy lucyelizabeth you two are hilarious! and amazing! 

nayaholic333:

kaeandlucy lucyelizabeth you two are hilarious! and amazing! 

shadowromantic:

ladykatiekay:


allofmylovetess:

thedailylaughs:

daddysplaydoll:

saladofrob:

dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people

This is so cute omg

But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something

go to bed

McGonagall after a hard day of dealing with magical youngins


Totally looks like McGonagall, especially in the scene that would have been The Boy Who Lived

shadowromantic:

ladykatiekay:

allofmylovetess:

thedailylaughs:

daddysplaydoll:

saladofrob:

dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people

This is so cute omg

But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something

go to bed

McGonagall after a hard day of dealing with magical youngins

Totally looks like McGonagall, especially in the scene that would have been The Boy Who Lived

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

clientsfromhell:

One of my other clients referred this one to me.

Client: Do you think we can meet?

Me: Sure, I’m available after 6:00pm.

Client: Okay, come by to my house at 5:00pm.

For the record, he lives over an hour away.

Me: I said I’m available after 6:00pm.

Client: Okay, well, why don’t you…


CREEPY

shadowromantic:

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

Dumbass