Our development team was working on a content management system for a corporate client. It was a big system that administered units produced in a variety of languages and applications and, as a result, required careful user interface design and a lot of backend code.
We were doing a show and…
LGBTQ+ character being on a show
LGBTQ+ character being a walking stereotype
Bisexual female characters who end up with women
Lesbian characters who hook up with men
Gay characters with storylines not revolving around sexuality
Gay characters with no other traits, but being gay
LGBTQ+ characters ending up happy
LGBTQ+ characters always ending up dead, alone or miserable
More than one LGBTQ+ character
No LBGTQ+ characters
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
this show seriously tackles all issues
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
"JACK DON’T POST THIS VIDEO"
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos
"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"
"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
|—||Chuck Klosterman (via themouthofawolf)|