Lightning Storm Productions

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

You mean you don’t want to spend 45 hours per week outside of class studying? What? But that’s such a realistic expectation!

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.

Today in Solidarity: Incredible Women (and Girls) of Ferguson 

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via janesblueheaven)

Doctor: You’ll get over her, Isaac. Just takes a little bit of time. You’ll see.
Isaac: Did he seriously just say you’ll see?

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”